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0.88sI feel weird.
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1.5sCome on, universe!
2.7sYou big, mostly empty wuss!
2.62sGive me all the juice you got!
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2.47sOh, mama.
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1.92sWhat?
5.15sBender, we didn't mind your drinking or your kleptomania or your pornography ring.
2.44sIn fact, that's why we loved you.
2.37sBut this electricity abuse crossed the line.
1.17sYou almost killed us.
2.47sAnd you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you.
5.14sjust like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs and then he sold me my mom's VCR.
2.97sAnd then later, I found out he was taking drugs.
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