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4.1sNo. I'm here to have a little girl talk with Mrs. Krabappel.
1.45sSo how are you holding up?
1.58sActually, I feel fine.
3.05sWhy should I settle for someone who's not passionate about me?
2.24sOh, passion's for teens and immigrants.
4.04sI'm just glad to have someone to look at when I wake up in the morning.
1.43sReally? Well...
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1.23sUn-kink the hose.
4s(GRUMBLES) Sure there are downsides.
4.5sBut a relationship can't be all hand-holding and restaurant desserts.
0.93sWhy not?
1.7sIf I can't have romance and excitement,
1.94sthen what's the point of being married?
1.27sWell, it's...
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1.47sIn my case...
1.5sHmm.
3.6sOh, God, I've lost the love of my life.
3.15s(SIGHING) Bart's right, I am a wiener.
1.28s(SOBBING)
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3.27sGeez, Homer, this guy's bringing the whole bar down.
2.34sI finally got Barney back on the sauce.
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