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1.9sThe female has made her decision.
2.68sPrepare the feast of Goldfish crackers.
1.55sI'm not marrying you either.
1.52sThere are a million valid reasons,
1.97sbut which one did you pick?
2.78sWe've had a great time together, but we're too different.
1.68sI don't understand.
3.14sIt's like I'm DC Comics and you're Marvel.
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1.53sI understand completely.
2.63sI don't think I want to be tied down to anybody.
1.53sTake me to some real men.
1.33sOkay.
2.7sYou can watch my dad and my brothers beat me up.
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1.8sCome back home with Mama, Son.
4.97sI'll make you some hot cocoa while you sit in your shame closet and think about what you did.
2.6sWell, at least I went down like a man.
2.47sYou look like a Malaysian transsexual.
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1.57sGood for you, Mrs. K.
3.02sYeah, you don't need a husband to be happy!
1.5sOkay, Marge, I hear ya.
2.27sNow that Krabappel's made her decision,
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