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1.82sShut up! I didn't tell you to say that.
2.28sJust why am I taking your advice?
2.92sBecause I'm successfully married.
1.23sThere's no ring on that finger.
1.25sUh-oh!
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2.47sOh, why did I take it off?
3.4sOh, right. To see if I could skip it across Lake Michigan.
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2.52sI'm here to return the gift you brought to our wedding.
2.62sAh! Yes. An Incredible Hulk melonballer.
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1.4s(ROARING)
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2.85sWell, I'm glad you'll be able to enjoy it.
1.17sI think you did the right thing.
2.3sYou didn't want your life to turn out like this.
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3.05s(CHUCKLING) Oh, you're cute.
2.67sIs there a Mrs. Comic Book Guy?
4.1sWell, I was married once in an online fantasy game.
1.43sWe were thinking of having children,
3sbut that would have severely drained my power crystals.