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1.53sTake me to some real men.
1.33sOkay.
2.7sYou can watch my dad and my brothers beat me up.
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1.8sCome back home with Mama, Son.
4.97sI'll make you some hot cocoa while you sit in your shame closet and think about what you did.
2.6sWell, at least I went down like a man.
2.47sYou look like a Malaysian transsexual.
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1.57sGood for you, Mrs. K.
3.02sYeah, you don't need a husband to be happy!
1.5sOkay, Marge, I hear ya.
2.27sNow that Krabappel's made her decision,
2.5sit's time to whitewash over our problems.
3.62sI'm afraid this time a coat of whitewash won't cover it!
0.98s(GASPING)
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2.07sOur marriage is just an illusion.
4.14sHe doesn't care how I feel at all. He doesn't know how to love.
4.2sMarge, the greatest day of my life was the day you and I became one.
1.33sWould you marry me again?
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1.99sOh, it's very sweet, but I don't need a...
2.33s(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING) Where's that coming from?
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