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1.58sActually, I feel fine.
3.05sWhy should I settle for someone who's not passionate about me?
2.24sOh, passion's for teens and immigrants.
4.04sI'm just glad to have someone to look at when I wake up in the morning.
1.43sReally? Well...
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1.23sUn-kink the hose.
4s(GRUMBLES) Sure there are downsides.
4.5sBut a relationship can't be all hand-holding and restaurant desserts.
0.93sWhy not?
1.7sIf I can't have romance and excitement,
1.94sthen what's the point of being married?
1.27sWell, it's...
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1.47sIn my case...
1.5sHmm.
3.6sOh, God, I've lost the love of my life.
3.15s(SIGHING) Bart's right, I am a wiener.
1.28s(SOBBING)
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3.27sGeez, Homer, this guy's bringing the whole bar down.
2.34sI finally got Barney back on the sauce.
4.24sIf he doesn't have fun, he could easily slip right back into sobriety.
1.37s(SLURRING) Don't worry.