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1.87sYou even cried after Columbine.
1.63sBecause that was a national tragedy.
2.09sOh, it was kind of a regional tragedy.
0.92sWhatever.
1.63sIt's just weird, you know?
2.1sI mean, you're the last person anybody would expect to have a gun.
1.87sWell, that's why I keep it here, where it's safe.
3.62sThat doesn't make any sense. Why have it if you're not gonna use it?
1.17sIs it like a sexual thing?
0.93sNo.
1.42sOh, that's a relief.
4sI hate the idea of you getting your thrills pressing a gun up against your crotch.
2.03s(EXCLAIMS) Just picturing it gives me the willies.
2.32sYou know, I really don't want to talk about this with you, Stewie.
1.6sOkay, okay, I respect that.
1.03sThank you.
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2.14sAre you sure it's not a sexual thing?
1.58sI'm sure.
5.85sOh, good, 'cause that'd be strange if you had fantasies about pressing a gun up against your crotch and feeling your heartbeat through your balls.
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1.23sPlease tell me why you have it.
1.72sI said I don't want to talk about it.
2.3sBut I want to know. Just tell me. Come on.
2.47sNo. Come on, please.
6.74s(EXHALES) I keep it in case I ever want to commit suicide, okay?