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2.58sOh, really? What if I hold it sideways like a black guy?
2.69sCome on, man. Take it easy, all right? I don't want any trouble.
2.62sThere's not gonna be any trouble as long as you eat my poo.
1.07sThat's not happening.
1.37sWell, then I'll be forced to shoot you.
1.07sGo ahead. There aren't any bullets in that gun.
1.23s- I don't believe you.
- Then shoot me.
1.05sI will. Do it.
0.3sI will!
0.88sThen do it! What are you waiting for?
2.2sGo on! I will! I'll blow your fucking head off!
2.25sWait a minute. Don't you have your cell phone with you?
1.4s(EXCLAIMS) You're right!
2.6s(BEEPING) Oh, no, low battery.
1.28sI have to make this call count.
1.49s
1.77sHurry up. It's ringing.
1.17sOh, thank God.
1.52sCome on, come on.
2.34sYes, hi. Can you connect me to men's designer wear, please?
1.1sThank you. What are you doing?
2.24sThis will just take a second. Give me that!
3.25sHi, this is Stewie Griffin. Who am I talking to?
5.82sHi, Matthew. I think you're the salesman who helped me pick out a Thom Browne sweater two weeks ago.
2.59sYes, I was going to see The Bounty Hunter that night.
2.5sWell, I enjoyed it very much. Thank you. Good memory, my word.
2.03sAnyway, it doesn't fit properly and...
1.02sGive me the damn phone!
1.68sHey! Stop it.
3.4sAnd I don't think I'm gonna make it to the store before closing time today.