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1.43sHow come you have a gun?
1.2sI don't know.
0.98sWhat do you mean you don't know?
4.6sWhat about all that liberal crap you're always spewing about stricter gun regulations?
1.87sYou even cried after Columbine.
1.63sBecause that was a national tragedy.
2.09sOh, it was kind of a regional tragedy.
0.92sWhatever.
1.63sIt's just weird, you know?
2.1sI mean, you're the last person anybody would expect to have a gun.
1.87sWell, that's why I keep it here, where it's safe.
3.62sThat doesn't make any sense. Why have it if you're not gonna use it?
1.17sIs it like a sexual thing?
0.93sNo.
1.42sOh, that's a relief.
4sI hate the idea of you getting your thrills pressing a gun up against your crotch.
2.03s(EXCLAIMS) Just picturing it gives me the willies.
2.32sYou know, I really don't want to talk about this with you, Stewie.
1.6sOkay, okay, I respect that.
1.03sThank you.
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2.14sAre you sure it's not a sexual thing?
1.58sI'm sure.
5.85sOh, good, 'cause that'd be strange if you had fantasies about pressing a gun up against your crotch and feeling your heartbeat through your balls.
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1.23sPlease tell me why you have it.
1.72sI said I don't want to talk about it.
2.3sBut I want to know. Just tell me. Come on.
2.47sNo. Come on, please.