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4.24sSecurity... Oh, my God, maybe somebody can see us!
2.69sHey, hey, somebody help! We're in here!
1.83sNo one's out there, Brian. They would have come in.
1.74sSave your energy.
1.73s- Oh, my God.
- What?
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1.13sIt's all on tape.
1.2sWhat's all on tape?
1.13sOh, God.
2.84sEverybody that works in an office is gonna say to their coworkers,
2.74s"Hey, type in 'dog, baby, heinie lick.' Check this out."
1.44sAnd then the boss is gonna say,
1.2s"Hey, what are you doing there?
2.13s"Oh, yeah, that's funny. I saw that in my room."
2.64s"Okay, now type in 'Japanese, fish, ass.'"
1.72sI am gonna be so humiliated.
4.07sWell, I could save you the embarrassment and shoot you in the head except there aren't any bullets in this gun.