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2.75sYes, but a gun, it's so messy.
1.23sWhat about pills?
1.73sEven hanging yourself is better.
2.73sAt least then you might grow an inch or two while you're hanging there.
1.1sOf course, when they find you,
1.97syou might have those Illeana Douglas eyes.
1.17sHmm.
2.95sSo, why the gun?
3sIt just seemed the quickest way, I guess.
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1.7sI suppose.
2.9sBut I don't quite understand why you're so unhappy.
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3.69sYesterday when you said I don't live with purpose,
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2.57syou were right. I don't.
2.03sWhat purpose does my life have?
1.28sI don't like when you talk like this.
1.97sOh, it's true, Stewie.
2.8sDogs are supposed to be able to instinctively live with purpose,
2.49snot even to have think about it, just born like that.
2.82sBut I wasn't.
3.07sYou know, I've tried to find meaning in my life, and I just...
1.4sI just can't.
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2.03sAnd that bottle of scotch?
2.47sI was saving it for my last drink.
1.5sWow, heavy.