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1.73sGot some dessert for you.
1.34sYou gotta be kidding me.
3.3sCome on. It's throw-up. You like throw-up.
2sI do. I do like throw-up.
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2.55sAll right, now let's get this diaper back on you.
2.27sThere's just one part left.
1.23sWhat are you talking about? There's nothing left.
1.47sLook, the diaper's completely clean.
2.57sYeah, yeah, but my ass isn't.
1.43sYou have to clean my ass.
1.87sOh, God, Stewie, there's got to be a line!
1.7sBrian, this is the most important part.
1.57sYou've seen Lois with those sanitary wipes.
1.53sShe gets all up in my biznatch with those.
1.12sNo, no way.
1.5sI could get really sick.
2.24sLook, there's hardly anything on it. This will take one second,
2.3sand then we can put this whole unpleasantness behind us.
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1.7sIf you ever...
2.87sI'm not gonna breathe a word to anybody, ever. Now, go on. Get started.
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3.34sOh, and just do me a favor and tell me when you're about to begin because I don't wanna be...
4.32sMoon river! Oh, by God, there it goes.
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0.9s(SIGHS)
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2.22sBrian, you rock. Thank you so much for doing this.