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1.87sThat's why I keep it in my safety deposit box.
1.27sIt's by Charles Dickens.
1.23sGiggity.
4.18s
1.07sWhat are you doing?
1.13sI was hungry.
0.88sYou want one?
1.64sYou've had energy bars this whole time?
1.13sYou idiot!
3.04sNot energy bars. Jenny Craig Anytime Bars.
2.07sAnd you just bitched yourself out of a bite.
2.8sAll right, I'm sorry. All right, can I have one, please?
1.2sAll right.
1.97s- Can you give me a caramel one?
- No.
1.07sYou can have...
2.17sUm... Um...
1.64sYou can have...
1.17sUm...
1.63sYou can have strawberry yogurt.
1.27sI don't like strawberry yogurt.
4.07sOh, picky for someone who eats the same food out of a plastic bowl on the floor every night.
1.4sOkay, I get it.
4.29sA bowl that starts in the kitchen at the beginning of a meal and ends up in the living room.
0.05sShut up.
2.23sAnd then forgets four seconds later that he ate it.
0.46sShut up!
0.84sHarsh tone.
1.8sYou just got bumped down to coconut mint.
1.44s(EXCLAIMS)
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