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4.54slick the diaper clean, possibly lick my ass and then put the diaper back on me.
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1.5sProbably lick my ass.
2.27sYeah, you should start wrapping your brain around that, too.
2.07sThere is no way any of that is happening.
1.55sWell, I don't see a way around it, do you?
1.48sI would shoot myself first.
2.24sWell, how you gonna shoot yourself? There's no gun in here.
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2.97sThere's a gun in your safety deposit box, isn't there?
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3.29s(GUN COCKING) Stewie, come on. You don't know how to use that thing.
2.58sOh, really? What if I hold it sideways like a black guy?
2.69sCome on, man. Take it easy, all right? I don't want any trouble.
2.62sThere's not gonna be any trouble as long as you eat my poo.
1.07sThat's not happening.
1.37sWell, then I'll be forced to shoot you.
1.07sGo ahead. There aren't any bullets in that gun.
1.23s- I don't believe you.
- Then shoot me.
1.05sI will. Do it.
0.3sI will!
0.88sThen do it! What are you waiting for?
2.2sGo on! I will! I'll blow your fucking head off!
2.25sWait a minute. Don't you have your cell phone with you?
1.4s(EXCLAIMS) You're right!
2.6s(BEEPING) Oh, no, low battery.