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1.9sAll right, gentlemen, I'll take your case.
2.84sBut I'm going to have to ask for a thousand-dollar retainer.
3.17sA thousand dollars? But your ad says, "No money down."
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2.84sOh, they got this all screwed up.
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2.17sSo you don't work on a contingency basis?
2.7sNo, money down! Oops.
3.04sI shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either.
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3.44sHey, Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? All right. Wait. For what?
2.7s- To pay for a lawyer for my bum.
- Forget it.
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2.13sI thought I recognized you.
5.34sI gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.
3.37sAnd you never did it! Those corn muffins were lousy.