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5.77sSo, let's review: You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer...
4.77sand given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy-- with no proof at all--
3.34sand you expect me to give you... how much?
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2.7s$800 billion.
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3.54sWell, that brought back a lot of memories.
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1.9sAll right, gentlemen, I'll take your case.
2.84sBut I'm going to have to ask for a thousand-dollar retainer.
3.17sA thousand dollars? But your ad says, "No money down."
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2.84sOh, they got this all screwed up.
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2.17sSo you don't work on a contingency basis?
2.7sNo, money down! Oops.
3.04sI shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either.