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2.53sNo kidding, Ford.
3.72sSo then the hooker-bot says "That's not my expansion slot."
4.2sAnd my friend says "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector."
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1.03sOh, Bender.
2.84sThou robots really cracketh me up.
1.67sYou know, I like it here.
2.14sWhat's the rent on one of these jars?
4.52sSorry, Bender, but we can't allow every Tom, Dick and Harry to move in.
2.37sNo offense jefferson, Nixon and Truman.
3.72sMaybe Mr. Bender can get a spot in the closet of presidential losers.
1.65sBob Dole needs company.
2.38sLarouche won't stop with the knock-knock jokes.
1.02sPass.
1.02sSo telleth, Bender--
1.67sWhat hath happened to your body?
1.07sI hocked it.
1.83sHocked it? Why wouldst thou do that?
1.7sSame reason you hocked your teeth.
2.49sAh, booze money.