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3.35sAh, U.S. presidents!
2.8sSturdy shelves, good security...
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1.8sthis place has class.
1.07sHey, sugar cookie!
3.89sYou know, legally nothing I can do counts as sex anymore.
1.77sI apologize for his rudeness, ma'am.
2.73sHe gets this way around meaty-looking women.
0.78sHey, I remember you.
2.3sI was going to vote for you one time.
3.84sBut voting isn't cool so I stayed home alone and got trashed on Listerine.
3.79sFrankly, I've never felt voting to be all that essential to the process.
2.53sNo kidding, Ford.
3.72sSo then the hooker-bot says "That's not my expansion slot."
4.2sAnd my friend says "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector."
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1.03sOh, Bender.
2.84sThou robots really cracketh me up.