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8.46sIn other local news disaster struck on Saturn's moon of Titan today when a titanium mine collapsed trapping 1,000 robot workers.
2.2sWhat? Lord have mercy!
4.71sUnless something is done quickly the trapped robots will be dead within 300 years.
3.09sSir, what rescue operations are planned?
4.62sThe plan is, basically, to pave over the area and get on with our lives.
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3.65sNews of the mine's closing sent titanium prices skyrocketing.
1.1sAll right! I'm rich!
1.18sWhat are you talking about?
1.67sMy body's 40% titanium.
4.34sI'm finally richer than those snooty A.T.M. machines.
1.48sToo bad you can't spend it.
0.31sOh, can't I?
2.21sNo.
1.8sWatch me, poor man.
2.77sPleasure doin' business with you.
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1.37sGame's over, losers!