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3.92sWe favor unreasonably huge subsidies to the brain slug planet.
4.14sOkay, but what are the brain slugs who control you going to do for the working man?
1.78sAttach brain slugs to them.
2.07sSure, you say that now.
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3.69sSo is it true you can make all kinds of shirts and ropes out of hemp?
1.84sDave's not here, man.
2.47sI also heard hemp makes great shampoo.
1.57sIt does? No way!
2.47sI got to check out this brochure.
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5.24sSo, what are you doing to protect my constitutional right to bear doomsday devices?
5.5sWell, first off, we're going to get rid of that three-day waiting period for mad scientists.
1.2sDamn straight!
3.04sToday, the mad scientist can't get a doomsday device.
2.1sTomorrow, it's the mad grad student!
1.47sWhere will it end?
1.43sAmen, brother!