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1.72sNow, I respect my opponent.
1.57sI think he's a good man.
4.25sBut, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!
3.45sThese are the candidates? They sound like clones.
2.19sWait a minute. They are clones!
2.23sDon't let their identical DNA fool you.
1.8sThey differ on some key issues.
3.54sI say your three-cent titanium tax goes too far.
4.87sAnd I say your three-cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough.
6.11sIf I were registered to vote, I'd send these clowns a message by staying home on election day and dressing up like a clown!
1.08sYou're not registered?!
1.5sNope. Not vaccinated, either.
3.37sBesides, it's not like one vote ever made a difference.
1.03sThat's not true.
2.94sThe first robot president won by exactly one vote.
1.92sAh, yes! john Quincy Adding Machine.
4.8sHe struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.