3.67sI can't believe it. He won by a single vote.
1.53sWell, it ain't my fault.
1.89sI'm a non-voting felon, thank you.
2.74sWell, it's not my fault, either, 'cause I forgot to vote.
3.65sOh, crud, I knew there was something I meant to do today.
4.35sMorbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president.