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2.05sOh, no? Well, listen here, missy.
7.19sComputers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever.
1.79sThe only one who's changed is me.
2.3sI've become bitter and, let's face it--
2scrazy over the years.
1.97sAnd once I'm swept into office,
7.21sI'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place.
2.7sWell, he lost my vote.
2.07sLike one vote ever made a difference.
1.43sNow, if you'll excuse me,
3.9sI'm going to inch myself over to the phone and call the police.
2.29sNot so fast, Nixon!
2.25sAre you familiar with... audio tape?