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1.7sI have all the money.
4.42sCompare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
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1.93sHey, get away! Shoo!
3.04sI'll give you $5.00 to not do what you're thinking about doing.
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4.47sYou just lost $5.00.
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1.53sHey, buddy! Little help?
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1.48sThank you!
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1.47sHello, peasants.
1.93sBender! What happened to you?
2.2sYou look different. Did you get a haircut?
1.18sNo! I sold my body.
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1.02sSold your body?!
2.19sOh, Bender, I've been down that road.
3sI know it's glamorous and the parties are great,
5.4sbut you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.
1.02sThis is crazy, Bender.
1.84sHow are you going to live without a body?
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2.04sBodies are for hookers and fat people.
3.47sAll I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it.