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3.35sAh, U.S. presidents!
2.8sSturdy shelves, good security...
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1.8sthis place has class.
1.07sHey, sugar cookie!
3.89sYou know, legally nothing I can do counts as sex anymore.
1.77sI apologize for his rudeness, ma'am.
2.73sHe gets this way around meaty-looking women.
0.78sHey, I remember you.
2.3sI was going to vote for you one time.
3.84sBut voting isn't cool so I stayed home alone and got trashed on Listerine.
3.79sFrankly, I've never felt voting to be all that essential to the process.
2.53sNo kidding, Ford.
3.72sSo then the hooker-bot says "That's not my expansion slot."
4.2sAnd my friend says "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector."
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1.03sOh, Bender.
2.84sThou robots really cracketh me up.
1.67sYou know, I like it here.
2.14sWhat's the rent on one of these jars?
4.52sSorry, Bender, but we can't allow every Tom, Dick and Harry to move in.
2.37sNo offense jefferson, Nixon and Truman.