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2.3sI've become bitter and, let's face it--
2scrazy over the years.
1.97sAnd once I'm swept into office,
7.21sI'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place.
1.62s
2.7sWell, he lost my vote.
2.07sLike one vote ever made a difference.
1.43sNow, if you'll excuse me,
3.9sI'm going to inch myself over to the phone and call the police.
2.08s
2.29sNot so fast, Nixon!
2.25sAre you familiar with... audio tape?
2.17s
2.7sUh-oh, I don't like where this is heading.
3.22sAnd I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place.
2.43s
2sMy God, I really sound like that?
3.64sI thought my voice had more of a Clark Gable quality.
1.07s
1.12sThe jig's up, Nixon.
1.97sWe'll trade you the tape for the body.
1.97sOh, expletive deleted.
1.67sYou've got a deal.
2.79sHey, I've got one last thought.