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6.11sIf I were registered to vote, I'd send these clowns a message by staying home on election day and dressing up like a clown!
1.08sYou're not registered?!
1.5sNope. Not vaccinated, either.
3.37sBesides, it's not like one vote ever made a difference.
1.03sThat's not true.
2.94sThe first robot president won by exactly one vote.
1.92sAh, yes! john Quincy Adding Machine.
4.8sHe struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
1.55sBut, like most politicians,
2.52she promised more than he could deliver.
2.49sThe point is, one vote can make a difference.
3.54sAnd even though it won't I'm still taking you to get registered.
2.27sYes, that's a capital idea.
1.97sLet's all go register.
2.84sProfessor, when did you become so obsessed with voting?
2.33sThe very instant I became old.
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1.17sMmm!
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1.17sMmm!
5sThe problem with both parties is that they always want to give your tax dollars to the less fortunate.
2.28sThe less fortunate get all the breaks.