1.6sand the robot vote is in.
1.47sNixon has won!
0.26soh, no! Get out of town!
1.31sOoh...
3.72sWhy would robots vote for Nixon now that he's just a head in a jar?
1.41s
3.94sI give you the next president of Earth!
1.27s
3.67sI can't believe it. He won by a single vote.
1.53sWell, it ain't my fault.
1.89sI'm a non-voting felon, thank you.
2.74sWell, it's not my fault, either, 'cause I forgot to vote.
3.65sOh, crud, I knew there was something I meant to do today.
4.35sMorbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president.
3.17sMay death come quickly to his enemies.