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1.4sLet's watch TV.
5.09sAnd so, ladies and gentlemen I'm throwing my head into the ring.
4.64sI'm announcing my candidacy for the presidency of Earth.
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1.37sScoop Chang, Beijing Bugle.
4.72sSir, the Constitution clearly states that nobody can be elected president more than twice.
2.39sThat's right... no body.
3.82sBut as you can plainly see, I've got a shiny new body.
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1.7sBender, he's got your body!
2.94sThat dirty, double-crossing bastard!
2.4sHow dare he run off with Richard Nixon.
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2.7sNixon must have bought your body from the pawnshop.
1.87sYeah, and that electric guitar.
5.15sRemember what the dormouse said
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2.4sfeed your head...
3.87sI'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies.