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2sLook, I know there are no car chases,
1.4sbut this is important.
2.64sOne of these two men will become president of the world.
2.35sWhat do we care? We live in the United States.
2.35sThe United States is part of the world.
2.14sWow, I have been gone a long time.
6.51sIt's time someone had the courage to stand up and say I'm against those things that everybody hates!
1.72sNow, I respect my opponent.
1.57sI think he's a good man.
4.25sBut, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!
3.45sThese are the candidates? They sound like clones.
2.19sWait a minute. They are clones!
2.23sDon't let their identical DNA fool you.
1.8sThey differ on some key issues.
3.54sI say your three-cent titanium tax goes too far.
4.87sAnd I say your three-cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough.
6.11sIf I were registered to vote, I'd send these clowns a message by staying home on election day and dressing up like a clown!