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5.67sExit polls show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing with an estimated zero votes.
2.09sYes! The system works.
3.69sThe time is 7:59 and the robot polls are now opening...
1.6sand the robot vote is in.
1.47sNixon has won!
0.26soh, no! Get out of town!
1.31sOoh...
3.72sWhy would robots vote for Nixon now that he's just a head in a jar?
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3.94sI give you the next president of Earth!
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1.85sNixon's back!
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3.67sI can't believe it. He won by a single vote.
1.53sWell, it ain't my fault.
1.89sI'm a non-voting felon, thank you.