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1.48sDon't make me kick your neck.
1.33sBring it on, soup can.
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1.94sAll right, break it up, you two.
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1.07sThat's it!
5.3sYou're all going to jail and don't expect me to grant a pardon like that sissy Ford.
4.27sYou'll never pardon anybody because you'll never get elected president.
3.75sThe voters of Earth aren't the pea-brained idiots they were back in your time.
2.05sOh, no? Well, listen here, missy.
7.19sComputers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever.
1.79sThe only one who's changed is me.
2.3sI've become bitter and, let's face it--
2scrazy over the years.
1.97sAnd once I'm swept into office,
7.21sI'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place.