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1.93sBender! What happened to you?
2.2sYou look different. Did you get a haircut?
1.18sNo! I sold my body.
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1.02sSold your body?!
2.19sOh, Bender, I've been down that road.
3sI know it's glamorous and the parties are great,
5.4sbut you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.
1.02sThis is crazy, Bender.
1.84sHow are you going to live without a body?
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2.04sBodies are for hookers and fat people.
3.47sAll I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it.
2.35sWell, at least now you can pay off your loan shark.
2.02sYeah, right, what's he going to do, break my legs?
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2.1sAh, this is the life!
2.37sAnother martini, please!