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2.65s(PHONE RINGING) Hello?
2.2sLois, I hope you're sitting down. I got something to tell you.
3.15sOh, God, what's wrong? Is everything okay? Is it Chris?
1.12sNo, it's Peter, your husband.
1.5sBut I'm calling with big news.
3.44sI was Anita in the camp production of West Side Story.
2.53sPeter, you know you're terrible at patter songs.
1.55sI did okay.
1.75s...America
10.36s(MUMBLES) ...America (MUMBLES) ...America (MUMBLES) ...America I got other news, too. One of the fat kids at camp got strangled!
1.5sOh, my God!
1.32sYeah, but don't worry. It ain't your brother.
1.85sHe's still locked up in that asylum.
3.92sUm... Mom, look who dropped by for a visit.
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1.4sHello, Lois.
1.12s(GASPS) Patrick!
1.45sIt's been a long time.
2.13s(HUSHED TONE) Peter, he's here!
2.7sWait a second, Lois. I want to go back to what you said about my patter singing.
1.63sWho gives you the right?
4.44sYou know I carried Pirates of Penzance that season at Quahog Community Theater.