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4.7scome down to the James Woods High parking lot this Saturday with $50 and a large appetite.
3.22sWe should probably note that that is not a photo of Charles Yamamoto.
4.4sThat's another overweight Asian guy, but you get the idea.
2.2sWow, maybe, you should enter the contest, Dad.
1.53sI'll bet you could win.
2.74sWell, I would, Chris, if I wasn't so obsessed with my figure.
2.84sWait a minute. Chris, have you ever eaten anything?
1.75sOnly, like, all the time!
2.08sPerfect! Now we just need the 50 bucks.
3.15sDamn it, I knew I shouldn't have named that star for Mort.
2.05s(GROANS) Just give me the money.
3.6sPeter, we're not spending $50 so Chris can stuff his face with hot dogs.
2.64sAll right, fine. I'll figure out a way to get the cash myself.
1.13sI'm a smart guy.
1.97sPeter, no, you're not.