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4.67sI mean, who better to get inside the mind of someone who's strangling fat people than someone who's done it himself?
1.2sYeah, give him a chance, Joe.
1.67sLike I did with scary teenagers.
1.3sI used to be afraid of 'em,
2.4suntil I realized they were just misunderstood.
1.9sHey, fat ass, give me your wallet!
4.85sI could give you my wallet, but what I think you really want is love.
1.33s(VOICE QUIVERING) It's true!
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1.5sI'm taking your shoes.
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1.7sPoor kid.
2.32sYou know, the weirdest thing is his bunk is right next to Chris'.
1.4sYeah, that was a close call.
2.23sOh, it was more than a close call.