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1.43sFreeze, psycho!
1.32sOh, Peter, thank God!
3.14sPatrick Pewterschmidt, you're under arrest for the murder of...
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1.4sShit.
2.7sI didn't get the kid's name. We're supposed to do that.
1.53sLois, you called the cops?
3.7sPatrick, you're my brother and I love you, but you're not well.
2.23sBut I'm better now. I've put my past behind me.
4.6sSave it, Patrick. We know you escaped from the asylum and killed Bill.
1.2sWe'll just call him "Bill" for now.
1.84sEscaped? I didn't escape.
4.34sJust this morning, a very nice gentleman opened my cell door and said I was free to go.
2.27sYeah, nice try. That's not how it works.
2.67sUncle Patrick, why do you strangle fat people?
2.97sIt's probably a weird fetish thing. Some criminals have 'em.
3.74sLike those anal-retentive bandits who robbed Quahog Bank last year.
2.09sAll right, hands in the air! Vertically!
1.97sBoth arms should be parallel to each other!
2.42sYou, fill this bag with clean, unmarked bills.
3.57sBut first, fix that notepad so it's at a right angle with the corner of your desk!
2.49sAnd tap that pile of receipts against a flat surface,
2.03sso they're not sticking out haphazardly!
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