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1.47sWell, either way, we gotta get out of here.
1.73sOtherwise, we're just sitting ducks!
2.65sHey, we all know this guy goes for the classy ladies.
3.2sIn fact, I once caught him trying to pick up a quack whore.
5.35s(ALL LAUGHING) All right, calm down. We all make bad choices.
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2.65s(PHONE RINGING) Hello?
2.2sLois, I hope you're sitting down. I got something to tell you.
3.15sOh, God, what's wrong? Is everything okay? Is it Chris?
1.12sNo, it's Peter, your husband.
1.5sBut I'm calling with big news.
3.44sI was Anita in the camp production of West Side Story.
2.53sPeter, you know you're terrible at patter songs.
1.55sI did okay.
1.75s...America
10.36s(MUMBLES) ...America (MUMBLES) ...America (MUMBLES) ...America I got other news, too. One of the fat kids at camp got strangled!
1.5sOh, my God!
1.32sYeah, but don't worry. It ain't your brother.
1.85sHe's still locked up in that asylum.
3.92sUm... Mom, look who dropped by for a visit.
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