2.94sIn local news, Quahog is expecting a special guest this weekend,
3.52sfamed Asian competitive eating champion, Charles Yamamoto.
4.4sYamamoto has not yet lost a hot dog eating competition on his world tour.
3.14sBut if you think you have what it takes to beat the best eater in the world,
4.7scome down to the James Woods High parking lot this Saturday with $50 and a large appetite.
4.4sThat's another overweight Asian guy, but you get the idea.
2.2sWow, maybe, you should enter the contest, Dad.
1.53sI'll bet you could win.
2.74sWell, I would, Chris, if I wasn't so obsessed with my figure.
2.84sWait a minute. Chris, have you ever eaten anything?
1.75sOnly, like, all the time!
2.08sPerfect! Now we just need the 50 bucks.
3.15sDamn it, I knew I shouldn't have named that star for Mort.