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1.07sRight On the money.
1.43sIsn't he brilliant?
1.95sNo! He's not brilliant!
2.08sRogers and Hammerstein were brilliant!
2.2sAnd I want to do the show they wrote!
2.4sWe're not making any more changes!
1.08sWe sold out!
2.6sYeah. The whole town's talking about your show, Dad!
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2.34sYour show? Peter, this is my show!
2.62sWhat's the big deal? You wanted to sell out, and we did.
1.47sI am through selling out.
3.34sI took this job because I wanted to create something beautiful,
1.57sand you've completely destroyed that!
2.88sYou want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
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1.67sMe, direct?
1.63sI don't know what to say, except,
1.43s"I'm the king of the wor--"
0.95sAhhh!
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2.37sMorning theater fans!
1.07sGood morning, Peter.
1.67sI made your favorite breakfast.
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0.88sWhat the hell is this?
1.23sFrench toast.
2.57sI just made a few creative changes to the recipe.
1.84sI think it's a lot better now.
2sLois, if this is your idea of a joke,
1.52syou must write for Leno.
3.23sOh, oh, you know, It is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno.