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1.28sHow dare you reduce
3.74smy finely hewn thespian stylings to mere Mother Gooseries!
2.12sOh! Sing Baa Baa Black Sheep!
4.75sYou know, Mother, as first lady of the American stage, Helen Hayes, once said,
2.02s"I'm going to kill you!"
2.62sHey, can somebody give me a hand with all this talent?
1.57sPeter, what are you doing here?
3.04sWell, Lois, I tried finding my creativity, like you said.
1.37sFirst I took an art class.
0.87sAm I...
2.17sAm I supposed to draw the penis?
2.45sThen I tried sculpting.
2.82sAm I... Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
1.28sThen I tried music.
2.9sAm I... Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
2.54sI was starting to think there was nothing I'd be good at.
2sBut then I realized that this is it.
3.25sLois, my penis belongs on stage.
2.08sWait, Peter, everyone has to audition.
1.08sYou know, sing, dance.
1.18sI get it.
1.75sUh, Hello, everybody.
1.17sThis is, uh, just a formality,
2.07ssince I happen to be doing the director.