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1.65sDance and shout
4.07s'He's the world's greatest ninja, there's no doubt
1.87sThough they tried to defeat me
1.99sthey can all just freakin' eat me
3.9s'cause he blew all of us away
3.69sIn the planet of Siam, there's no one as tough as I am
3.4sJust as surely as Paul Lynde was gay
2.74sOh, my God! They liked it?
1.97sStop it! Stop clapping right now!
1.89sWhat's wrong with you?
1.47sThese people shouldn't be encouraged!
1.48sThey should be punished!
2.67sThat man has committed murder here this evenin',
1.95sand the victim's name is "theater."
5sThis is the kinda mind-numbing schlock that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland!
2.87sThis isn't art! This isn't even entertainment!