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1.43s"I'm the king of the wor--"
0.95sAhhh!
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2.37sMorning theater fans!
1.07sGood morning, Peter.
1.67sI made your favorite breakfast.
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0.88sWhat the hell is this?
1.23sFrench toast.
2.57sI just made a few creative changes to the recipe.
1.84sI think it's a lot better now.
2sLois, if this is your idea of a joke,
1.52syou must write for Leno.
3.23sOh, oh, you know, It is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno.
4.29sLook. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material,
1.57sand he's charming.
3.57sFace it, Lois, you're just jealous because people like my ideas better than yours.
2.44sI don't care if the whole world loves your ideas.
1.2sThat doesn't make them good.
2.22sI was tryin' to make art.
1.42sOh, Art-schmart.
2.24sPut enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter,
1.48sthey'll produce Shakespeare.
3.49sUh, Let's see. "A something by any other name..." Hmm.
1.67s"Carnation," "peony."