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0.93sOh, Peter.
1.23sOur top story tonight.
4.34sI will be playing the role of Anna in the Quahog Players production of The King and I.
1.53sTom?
1.67sThanks, Diane. in other news, I won't be going to the play,
1.6sbecause I'm sure it Will be lousy.
3.14sTom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous, closet case.
3.47sBit of breaking news. We now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?
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1.53sBut Loretta's playing Anna,
1.67sand she's doing a great job.
3.09sLoretta's a nobody. Diane Simmons is a star.
1.85sLook, Lois, You wanted me to sell tickets, right?
3.64sWell, People who never even been in a theater'll come see A show with Diane Simmons.
2.59sI don't know, Peter, she's a news reporter.
3.47sHey, hey. Some of our greatest actors started in news, like Sean Penn.
4.65sToday's weather calls for, uh, breezy skies and sun, and there's gonna be a...