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2.15sand I'm giving you the exclusive story.
2.95sLook, pal, some 2-bit community theater production isn't news.
1.03sWho's the star?
1.77sFor that matter, who the hell are you,
1.89sand why should I give a damn?
3.94sWow, I'm being interviewed by Diane Simmons!
2.34sWell, Lois, you told me to produce, and I did.
2.3sI got us a story on the 11:00 news.
1.05sReally?
0.93sOh, Peter.
1.23sOur top story tonight.
4.34sI will be playing the role of Anna in the Quahog Players production of The King and I.
1.53sTom?
1.67sThanks, Diane. in other news, I won't be going to the play,
1.6sbecause I'm sure it Will be lousy.
3.14sTom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous, closet case.
3.47sBit of breaking news. We now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?
0.87s
1.53sBut Loretta's playing Anna,
1.67sand she's doing a great job.