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2.44sI don't care if the whole world loves your ideas.
1.2sThat doesn't make them good.
2.22sI was tryin' to make art.
1.42sOh, Art-schmart.
2.24sPut enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter,
1.48sthey'll produce Shakespeare.
3.49sUh, Let's see. "A something by any other name..." Hmm.
1.67s"Carnation," "peony."
1.47sNo, they did that on last week's Marlowe.
0.98sWhat about, uh, "daisy"?
1.33s"Chrysanthemum"!
1.35s"Iris," "rose"? What about "rose"?
1.1sRo--ro-- Did you say "rose"?
1.2sYeah, "rose." "Rose" is good!
2.07s"A rose by any other name." Yeah, th--That works.
1.03sOh, I like that a lot.
1.1sAll right, mo--Moving on.
1.17sHey, What about "tulip"?
1.6s"Rose" is fine. Moving on.
2.67sPeter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!
1.17sThat's not true.
1.87sI wrote Bonfire of the Vanities.
1.4sNo, you didn't.
1.6s
1.8sYou win this round, Lois.
1.33sYou're not bein' creative.
2.14sYou're just destroyin' a wonderful show.
5.17sHey, hey, I have more creativity in my whole body than most people do before 9:00 a.m.
2sThe only thing you create before 9:00 a.m.
2.42sis exactly what you've turned my show into.
2.44sI think my work will speak for itselF.