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3.04sWell, Lois, I tried finding my creativity, like you said.
1.37sFirst I took an art class.
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0.87sAm I...
2.17sAm I supposed to draw the penis?
2.45sThen I tried sculpting.
2.82sAm I... Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
1.28sThen I tried music.
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2.9sAm I... Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
2.54sI was starting to think there was nothing I'd be good at.
2sBut then I realized that this is it.
3.25sLois, my penis belongs on stage.
2.08sWait, Peter, everyone has to audition.
1.08sYou know, sing, dance.
0.95sOh...
1.18sI get it.
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1.75sUh, Hello, everybody.
1.17sThis is, uh, just a formality,
2.07ssince I happen to be doing the director.
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