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2.47sMr. Weed, distinguished members of the board,
2.79smay I present this year's hottest toy,
1.69sMr. Zucchini Head.
2.47sHe's got stupid cool hip-hop style,
3.34swith his little hat and his Doc Martens.
1.6sUh, Thank you, Peter, that's enough.
1.72sOh, w-w-Wait. This is the best part!
1.89sHe dances!
1.55sI've seen enough. How Inappropriate.
1.8sI haven't had sex in 4 years.
2.35sGentlemen, I apologize for wasting your time.
2.03sPeter is an adequate assembly- line worker,
1.3sbut you'll be happy to know,
2.44sour company does not pay him to think.
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1.2sI'll take this.
0.9sNo calls.
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1.27sCome on, kids!
1.97sThe director can't be late for the auditions.
2.1sYou shoulda heard 'em laughing at me, Lois.
1.33sI got great ideas,
1.83sbut they look at me, and all they see is a loser.
1.77sExcept For the guy with the lazy eye.
1.67sHe sees a loser and the snack machine.
1.63sPeter, a lot of creative people
1.6shad mindless jobs.
2.58sMichelangelo worked in a marble quarry.