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1.57sand you've completely destroyed that!
2.88sYou want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
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1.67sMe, direct?
1.63sI don't know what to say, except,
1.43s"I'm the king of the wor--"
0.95sAhhh!
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2.37sMorning theater fans!
1.07sGood morning, Peter.
1.67sI made your favorite breakfast.
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0.88sWhat the hell is this?
1.23sFrench toast.
2.57sI just made a few creative changes to the recipe.
1.84sI think it's a lot better now.
2sLois, if this is your idea of a joke,
1.52syou must write for Leno.
3.23sOh, oh, you know, It is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno.
4.29sLook. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material,