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3.47sBit of breaking news. We now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?
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1.53sBut Loretta's playing Anna,
1.67sand she's doing a great job.
3.09sLoretta's a nobody. Diane Simmons is a star.
1.85sLook, Lois, You wanted me to sell tickets, right?
3.64sWell, People who never even been in a theater'll come see A show with Diane Simmons.
2.59sI don't know, Peter, she's a news reporter.
3.47sHey, hey. Some of our greatest actors started in news, like Sean Penn.
4.65sToday's weather calls for, uh, breezy skies and sun, and there's gonna be a...
0.9sGet that...
1.92scamera outta my facE!
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1.03sHey, everybody,
1.22shere's our star!
1.35sOh, This is so awkward.
2.87sYou all know my name, and I've never heard of any of you.
1.12sYou ever acted before, honey?
1.83sWell, I did an independent film in college.
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